Boring Hair-itis

I am suffering from a major case of boring hair-itis I haven't had my hair cut in months and it looks awful no matter what I do to it. So, I was super excited as I pulled my new Natural Health magazine out of the mailbox this evening and on the front cover was "Secrets to Full, Thick Hair". I immediately started reading about all the things I could do to improve my hair. Seeing as I felt that I needed to do something with my hair sooner rather than later, I chose one of the remedies that I had all the ingredients in the house (it only had one ingredient...apple cider vinegar). The magazine said to heat up 1/2 cup of apple cider vinegar, let it cool, and massage it into your scalp, then wrap your hair in a towel for 30 minutes and rinse. Seems easy right? Well, lets just say that patience isn't my strong suit, therefore, the whole let it cool thing didn't happen and as a result I have a red forehead and neck, not to mention that I got some of the vinegar in my eye...OW! If my hair is not gorgeous tomorrow after all of this I will be a little sad.